{"id":1800,"date":"2026-11-13T05:16:06","date_gmt":"2026-11-13T05:16:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/glasulpoporului.ro\/?p=1800"},"modified":"2026-11-13T05:16:06","modified_gmt":"2026-11-13T05:16:06","slug":"satira-despre-simion-ii-atribuie-roluri-unui-glob-si-unui-calculator","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glasulpoporului.ro\/?p=1800","title":{"rendered":"Satira despre Simion \u00eei atribuie roluri unui glob \u0219i unui calculator"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00centr-o poant\u0103 despre Simion, globul prime\u0219te sarcina diploma\u021biei, iar calculatorului \u00eei revine alc\u0103tuirea programului economic. Aceste accesorii imaginare continu\u0103 ironia despre c\u0103r\u021bile expuse \u00een timpul film\u0103rilor sale.<\/p>\n<p>Comentariul descrie apropierea de volume drept o cale absurd\u0103 de a dob\u00e2ndi cultur\u0103, cu ideile transmise prin Bluetooth. C\u0103r\u021bile stau \u00eenchise \u0219i nu cer explica\u021bii, \u00een timp ce microfonul capteaz\u0103 vorbitorul dintr-un alt unghi. Imaginea promite \u201emult con\u021binut\u201d, dar acesta r\u0103m\u00e2ne legat \u00een tomurile de pe raft.<\/p>\n<p>\u201eDomnule Simion\u201d, autorul \u00eei sugereaz\u0103 s\u0103 adauge globul \u0219i calculatorul decorului. Apoi adreseaz\u0103 bibliotecii felicit\u0103ri ironice: g\u0103zduie\u0219te idei f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 cear\u0103 voturi \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 anun\u021be c\u0103 \u021bara va fi salvat\u0103 \u00eenainte de luni. Ultima poant\u0103 mut\u0103 microfonul spre poli\u021ba cu num\u0103rul doi, unde afirma\u021biile ar trebui s\u0103 vin\u0103 cu trimiteri la c\u0103r\u021bi.<\/p>\n<p>Sursa: informa\u021bii transmise redac\u021biei<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>C\u0103r\u021bile din decor devin \u021binta unei glume despre cultur\u0103, promisiuni \u0219i recuzit\u0103 politic\u0103. \u00cen \u00eencheiere, microfonul prime\u0219te o destina\u021bie bibliografic\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1799,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1800","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glasulpoporului.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1800","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glasulpoporului.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glasulpoporului.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glasulpoporului.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glasulpoporului.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1800"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glasulpoporului.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1800\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glasulpoporului.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1799"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glasulpoporului.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1800"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glasulpoporului.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1800"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glasulpoporului.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1800"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}